The French can be really snappy and arsey. It’s not just to foreigners; they are like that to each other. They have serious chips. Don’t bother trying to speak French to them. Just speak English louder. Everyone speaks English to them, even Germans. 
Do you know English on TV is banned? 
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Trump is done!
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Man, Dr M is completely trashing The Joe Biden Thread
I try as reasonably as possible to correct (intentionally) incorrect claims he makes, but honestly, I’ve had it up to here.
BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is… ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker–Billy Connolly. “If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand…
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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I’ve just derived a troll theorum: two trolls pollute a thread 10x worse than either would individually
While this might be funny looking at it, but this prank can cause serious injuries or even death.
Thank you. Only you have called me a troll, besides Dr M.
R u scared yet?
I was being kind. I thought that comparing your IQ to Dr M would be below the belt. That’s my thread, I get notification of all the pointless back-and-forth, and it’s annoying.
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You have my heartfelt sympathy.
Why didn’t you jump in and just say so when you got the notification?
That would have given me an excellent excuse to get out.
If I didn’t respond to Dr Mad, it would mean I accept his BS and all that name-calling.
He even trashes “my” threads with very hateful comments.
The very best I could do there is to ignore.
I have never heard of the Commons Project Foundation while the World Economic Forum is the same old bankster crowd.
One step closer to the NWO, seems like.
Can we beat it?
Maybe. Depends on how many people will wake up.
It’s a race against time.
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tell me again what all the Panic was about
The panic is all about removing Trump (and Bill Gates and Co making a killing out of the misery and misfortune of the middle class).
What a joke.
Honest injun.
If you’re under 70 and “healthy” - read without (a) diagnosed chronic condition/s - you have a 0.01% chance of dying from Covid. That’s 1 in 10,000! There is greater argument in banning buses, and cars, and stairs… If you’re not “healthy,” you only have yourself to blame, because it’s most likely to have been caused by a lifetime of gluttony and laziness.
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Why do you think you need an excuse?
Please do.
Everything is to test our weaknesses. Ok some people may need for work but the rest of us should forgo the 2 weeks in (insert country of choice) and if possible work related too. They can only let this swap of collapse for total control go on for so long before it starts to impact the deepest of their own pockets. We have to sweat it out. Most people have endured a bit of hardship at some point in their lives, well it’s time to do it voluntarily. Let the whole shit show collapse. Refuse everything. Not enough police & army put together to lock everyone down, courts etc. I see it as the only way through, everyone has to do their bit and the easiest thing right now is don’t close your small business, don’t wear masks, in general don’t conform, so go to your nearest anti-mask event, they are going on everywhere, don’t wait for the youtube of it. Get out in numbers so the balance of real power is shown. The peasants have to revolt, unfortunately history has shown us it is the only thing which can stop these power mad freaks in their tracks.
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8 pigs with guns to fight a virus.
Yes I know about that, this guy is getting a lot of support locally, it is what is needed for people to see the real motives of all this bullshit.
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