Sportsball Elitist Kobe Bryant Dies in Helicopter Crash

Well - looks like we lost another America hating, multimillionaire, athlete, and rapist when his private helicopter crashed like a ton of bricks in the homeless wasteland of Southern California. Press S.

Legendary NBA player Kobe Bryant has died in a California helicopter crash, reports said Sunday.

He was 41.

Bryant was among at least four people traveling in his private helicopter over Calabasas when a fire broke out, sending the chopper spiraling from the sky, according to TMZ Sports.

The crash occurred around 10 a.m. local time amid foggy conditions in the hills overlooking Calabasas, with the chopper sparking a brush fire on impact that hampered initial rescue efforts, according to The Los Angeles Times.

There were no survivors, and the cause of the crash is under investigation, according to TMZ.

Authorities investigating the crash confirmed to KTLA – Channel 5 that at least five people were killed in the crash, but did not identify the victims by name.

Bryant’s wife, Vanessa, was not among those aboard the chopper, according to reports.

He is also survived by the couple’s four daughters, with the youngest born just last June.

Bryant starred for two decades with the Los Angeles Lakers, winning five championships and making 18 All-Star Games before hanging up his basketball shoes following the 2016 season.

The stunning death of the sweet-shooting guard came just hours after he toasted fellow NBA icon and current Laker LeBron James for passing him for third place on the league’s all-time scoring list.

“Continuing to move the game forward @KingJames,” wrote Bryant on Saturday night in what would prove to be his final tweet. “Much respect my brother.”

Bryant concluded the message with an emoji of a bicep flexing, and the hashtag “#33644,” one point more than he scored in his illustrious career.

Bryant was considered a lock to be among the next class inducted into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame, set to be announced next month.


The Trump Curse strikes again…



Oh no! Whatever will we do without his irrelevant political opinions? S


Just another race baiting, media brainwashed simp. Nothing of value was lost. S


Damn…we lost another wealthy rapist. Lower all the flags and let’s have a national period of mourning for the next five days. S

Damn! Kobe Bryant was awesome in Bad Boys 2 and the Black Panther. Oh wait. Those were other annoying black guys. Anyway…basketball sucks. Was he married to the Kardashians?

Q predicted this…

Twitter and Reddit are devasted right now :rofl:

Yeah - he was married to the one with the big ass and then he swapped for the one who became a woman as she/he was more height appropriate.

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Ooops… someone accidentally told the truth live on air.


How the fuck do you accidentally say “Los Angeles ■■■■■■■■■ When did MSNBC go full race war?

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Good ! Private helicopter took care of another racist scum . I wonder how many homeless people can live in his home now . :grinning: :grinning: :grinning: :grinning: :grinning:

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Look at the comments of that Tweet!

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Does she have twenty kids hiding in that pant suit ??? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


LOL the way she pauses first is hilarious!

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Silly braindead bitch spends her career calling Republicans racist and is about to get fired for say the N-word on TV hahahahahaha

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This creates a conundrum for MSNBC since Al Sharpton is one of their employees and contractually can’t form a racist black outrage mob on fellow employees :joy:

This thread is great. Literally no one cares.


The man is dead; best to leave him rest. I never tempt fate.