Every Day I Wake Up And Thank My Maker That I'm Not Ammosexual

Suicide is not assigned by lottery, dumbass.

Dream on, Little Cowboy. Be careful and don’t stain your underwear with a wet one.

You occupy its demographic sweet spot…

Just the facts, dotard…

Your target must move as slow or slower than you do…

That doesn’t leave you much to shoot at…which is why so many ammosexuals only fire in anger once.

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The Ultimate Gun Control:

Use Both Hands!

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Not if your Dirty Harry! Lol!

Well, I didn’t say you can’t have a gun in each hand, did I?

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Are you the one who sniffed that you didn’t have time to read fiction?

No. :fu:

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I wake up every day and thank my maker that I am not a flaming leftist homosexual!

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And then you punch the somnolent clown to another Grifter presser…

Yea…nothing latent in that.

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you have a meme?

Fancy that.

That is the best one Alex! :rofl:

“Orange Man Bad”

It’s your mantra!

We know.

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You just saw the results of a survey of more than 150 presidential experts…but some cornhole puts a few words on a crude drawing and you “win”?

Is there a rule book somewhere?

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Crayons may have done it for you, Al, but…

What the hell does that mean?