World’s Most Based 12-Year-Old Under Arrest for Hate Crime in (((New York)))

A 12-year-old boy has been arrested in New York City for hate-criming his Queens school, according to the NYPD Hate Crimes Task Force, which exists for some reason. The boy allegedly totally scrawled scores of anatomically accurate windmills of peace all over the playground of P.S. 139, a piece of shit ■■■■■■ school in ■■■■■■■■■■■ Queens.

The chalk drawings, most of which were windmills of peace, were mostly uncaptioned, though one helpful message explained: “NO ■■■■ ALLOWED.” Another bit of decoration used the diagonal slash in a circle on the basketball court to depict a communist hammer-and-sickle insignia being crossed out. Further evidence that Generation Zyklon will take no prisoners was found in the sheer fucking volume of the markings – there may have been hundreds of them, many organized into neat rectangular rows (which almost certainly means it’s an autistic white kid like us, rather than an ooga-boogan or a ■■■■ haling hortler).

The (based) child’s identity has not been released because of his age, and the fact that even the ■■■■■■■ in Queens’s antifa chapter can screw up enough courage to kill a prepubescent boy, as long as they have enough backup with them at the time and take him by surprise.

That consideration doesn’t extend to the city government (which is run by an oil-drilling degenerate) telling the pigs to back the fuck off the kid, of course. Reports state the unnamed boy was arrested for making threats, which sounds crazy until you remember the ■■■ cries in pain while he’s locking up your son. New York City, which is remarkable for how few actual crimes happen there, thus had the manpower and intent to initiate a hate crimes investigation that will probably end with our child hero dying under a ■■■■■■■■ filthy dick in Riker’s Island jail, or – arguably worse – being made to watch Schindler’s List and write an essay for the judge about how 6 million died in the Holocaust.

Reports state the boy spent a few hours in handcuffs at the jailhouse, hopefully surrounded by shit-eating ■■■■ slave cops who have enough vestigial decency to hang themselves in shame when they go home and tell their ■■■ lovers what they did at work that day, before being released into the custody of his mother. (Note the lack of a father who could teach the boy about hiding his power level).

P.S. 139, also known as Alexine A Fenty Public School, is, from a glance at its profile*, one of those absurdly over-funded ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ projects that litter America’s failed excuses for cities since Obama done stole our money. The teacher-to-student ratio is just 1:16, which is half the typical ratio in real schools. Demographics show that P.S. 139 is only 10 percent white. Some 40 percent of the nearly-1,000 students are loudmouth Puerto Ricans, like AOC, while over 28 percent are ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ Fully 17.5 percent are listed as “Asian,” which in the context of a shitty school probably means Achmed and Muahallah, rather than Cheng and Yoshi. Fully 84 fucking percent of the students, that’s all the ■■■■■■■ and ■■■■■ put together, plus most of the hajis are on the free lunch program, which is where white taxpayers subsidize ■■■■■■ children so they don’t die of famine when their whore mothers fail to feed them on their own.

Officials responsible for this shit show were real fucking fast to crow about how big their dicks are on Twitter and the other usual ghettos. Chief of Detectives Dermot Shea stunningly bravely tweeted:

“No matter the face of hate, the NYPD, partnered with the community, has ZERO tolerance”

So, ZERO tolerance from the tolerance police. Gotcha.

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (Very Fucking “D”) told the press, without any sign of self-awareness:

"We will do everything in our power to make sure the perpetrators of these vile acts are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.”

Bear in mind he said this while directing state police to aid in the investigation. Of a 12-year-old boy. State police.

Comments from the Hill article linked here provide quite a window into what those fucking people are thinking. Choice samples:

  • Congratulations, Republicans. These are the types of children Trump supporters have loosed upon Amerika. Just how many budding Caesar Sayoc’s and Victor Cruz’s live in your quiet towns?

  • We have the internet these days. They probably picked it up on Breitbart.

  • Politics aside…the kid’s 12. He probably thought this is how humor works. This shouldn’t turn into a national scandal. Just scream at him and move on.

(Based conservative, amirite?)

No word on what the boy’s likely punishment will be yet, but the citizens of the city, county and state of New York may rest assured that his death will be gruesome and prolonged.

Post yfw a kid with no pubes does more to smite the ■■■■■ than most of the right.



Reminds me of the bit from The Life of Brian. Someone should have corrected his spelling to German norms!

… and had him use Stickelgruber…

The system is teetering on the brink of collapse. As the structure slowly falls, the authorities will grow ever more paranoid and vengeful. It makes me wonder what hell was inflicted on the poor Christians of Byzantium in 1450.

Future artist suppressed. You know what that leads to.

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They were forced to drive in the city during rush hour.

A socialists of some sort…