Where's Boris? Good question!

“Where’s Boris Johnson? When will the Prime Minister return to work?”

Yes, where is he in our hour of need? Last time I saw him was in a press pic showing him emerging from St Thomas’s wearing a mask and giving a thumbs up (I can’t provide it here because it seems to have disappeared into the ether for some reason??), but that was nearly two weeks ago. Please don’t tell me he’s had a relapse, and Matt Hancock is in the hot seat? :scream: