US Army teleports solders from MA to Germany

“Teleportation technology has progressed rapidly since 1993”

I couldn’t read the entire article because of annoying ads, but teleportation certainly beats the trouble of sending troops on uncomfortable planes.

Similar to teleportation, there is another technology called portal technology.

Keep digging, this is hilarious.

If teleportation was possible, kust think what we could do with the illegals, the squad ans the Socialist Democratic candidates.

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Slowly, slowly.

You don’t want to shock the sheeple out of their blissful sleep too abruptly.

Always leak information a little bit at a time, half pretending it’s a joke.

Oh just stop, you don’t have to keep making a fool of yourself in this thread too.

I’m reminded of a webcomic I came across a while back but lost track of it.

In it the main character ends up as part of a troubleshooting team that goes from planet to planet fighting and stuff.

On their first mission they’re ready to take the teleporter down to the planet when this one guy jumps in to go first.

The machine scans him, announces that the teleportation is done and then tells the confused man still standing there that all that’s left is to clean up the duplicate (the original), which it does to horrible effect.

The rest of the team takes the shuttle down.

There they are met by the guy who has no clue that he’s not the original. He wanted to know why they wasted their time on the shuttle. They haven’t the heart to tell him.

This sequence becomes a running gag in the comic.

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Why is NASA keeping this drawing on their official website?

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“This hypothetical spacecraft with a “negative energy” induction ring was inspired by recent theories describing how space could be warped with negative energy to produce hyperfast transport to reach distant star systems. In the 1990s, NASA Glenn lead the Breakthrough Propulsion Physics Project, NASA’s primary effort to produce near-term, credible, and measurable progress toward the technology breakthroughs needed to revolutionize space travel and enable interstellar voyages.”
https://www.nasa.gov/centers/glenn/multimedia/artgallery/art_feature_001_CD1998_76634.html

Because it’s a decent theory and a cool graphic demonstrating what it might look like.

Because NASA may not have all the Nerds in government working for them but they’ve got an above average percentage of them?

Teleportation, wormhole, portal technology…
Same difference.

https://politicalbullpen.com/t/cia-document-on-mars-civilization/

No, they are completely different.

You are a perfect example of PT Barnum’s saying “you can fool some of the people all of the time.” :smile::smile::smile:

Oh yeah?
You seem to be in the know, unlike this bipolar bear.
Why pretend ignorance all the time?
Maybe you have an agenda.

The Teleporter breaks matter down to energy and transmits to another location where it is reassembled int matter.

Wormholes are a natural phenomena where portals would create an Einstein-Rosen Bridge folding space bringing two points separated by huge distances close together.

You have no damned clue what you’re talking about as usual.

A portal device lets you experience terminal velocity in the comfort of your own home.

Well, at least in the game…

That’s exactly what I said.
Why pretend ignorance all the time if you’re so knowledgeable ?

That’s not exactly what the Bermuda Triangle is like.
It’s been quiet for some years, but who knows, it might get active again.

Stop lying, it’s truly pathetic.

DidgevillageRH

4h

Teleportation, wormhole, portal technology…
Same difference.

https://politicalbullpen.com/t/cia-document-on-mars-civilization/

I’m admitting you’re far more knowledgeable in these fields.

So why play dumb, O wise one?