Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt

LouMan · July 15, 2024, 10:31pm

U.S. · Jul 13, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — Former President has been indicted by a federal judge in Pennsylvania for inciting an assassination attempt that nearly killed him.

“Trump is clearly at fault for someone attempting to murder him with a rifle,” said Judge Paul Stephenson. “He brought this on himself, and we will ensure justice is done.”

According to sources, the motion to indict Trump was filed roughly thirty seconds after the failed assassination attempt. “It was obvious by that point that Trump had caused a man to fire several bullets at him,” said District Attorney Jan Marsh. “If Trump were not literally Hitler, no one would have tried to kill him in the first place. It’s time we in the legal system go after Hitler and not the people trying to murder Hitler.”

At publishing time, Trump had been indicted again for Secret Service shooting the would-be assassin.

tt53 · July 18, 2024, 12:50pm

Well so much for turning down the rhetoric and moving to the disgustingly nasty . Dems don’t have it in them to play fair and be even 1% compassionate .Their cities have turned to shithole third world crime ridden wastelands . Even God has turned his back on these wicked beast !

Albert_Beadencup · July 18, 2024, 2:55pm

What a " COINCIIDENCE " 30 seconds after the shooting the judge indicts him . He had to have this preplanned.So much for Trumps 1st Amendment rights.

soulpatrol · July 18, 2024, 4:29pm

You guys know this is satire… right?

tt53 · July 18, 2024, 6:17pm

Well ,when dems are involved the bizarre is the normal . When i was joking to some of my friends about Trump being charged with evading assassinating in the NY courts they flipped thinking it was true . Who would think Califuckia would put out shit maps ?

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