I would die.
I would die of laughter.
He will not drive the EU to the ends of the Earth; he would drive them to the ends of Pluto. And my sides… my sides would enter the fucking Ort Cloud.
I would not stop dying. I would die past the point of being dead.
As such, if he runs, I hope he wins. I don’t care if lots of people don’t like him, his attitude, or his shmuckle. What you all don’t understand is this is the most effective way to force the EU into angrily throwing the UK out.