Sanders cuts head on shower door, receives 7 stitches

An explanation for the brain damage he seems to hav.

Probably has hit his head against a wall numerous times to bring clarity to his laughable positions on life.

Is Bernie providing free healthcare to all his workers? A 15 dollar an hour minimum wage or is he opting for UBI? Perhaps he’s providing free college tuition.

But then again, maybe it’s showmanship and they are volunteers getting nothing.

“Reptilian Aliens!”

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