I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races … I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races from living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be a position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race.”
“There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe.”
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.” - Trump
“Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.” — [ Barack Obama ]
Want stupid, you got it.
“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
"I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.”
“While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.”
"I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it, if you have medical issues, if you’ve had surgery. I’ve just never needed it. Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I’m not bragging. I’m just lucky. I don’t need it. I’ve always said, “If you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl.”
“People love me. And you know what? I’ve been very successful. Everybody loves me.”
I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her."
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK? It’s, like, incredible.”
“An “extremely credible source” has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud.”