JESUS has Returned in the Flesh with a Book Confirming His Divine Identity!

It must be true! His name is in a book!

I actually met a guy in Israel who said he was the reincarnation of Jesus.

At the same time, he requested from me to donate a few dollars so that he could take a bus to Jerusalem to fulfil the ancient prophecy.

A bus, and not a donkey?
I guess prophecies evolve with the times.

LMAO! Great little story!