This just kills me!
I like how Donna Summer shows up to just be hastily arrested.
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Someone is trolling Biden! 
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A man driving through the countryside notices a 3-legged pig in a barnyard.
The farmer is working alongside the road, so the man stops to chat.
โWow, a 3-legged pig. What happened?โ
โOh, thatโs a very special pigโ the farmer replies.
โHowโd it lose the leg?โ โWell, let me tell you about that pig.
One night I was sound asleep and that pig knocked down the front door,
climbed the stairs to our bedroom and pulled me out of bed.
The barn was on fire. I ran down, and with the pigโs help, was able to free
the animals from their stables before the whole thing burned down.โ
โThatโs amazing! The pig lost itโs leg in the fire then?โ
โNo, no. And another time, I was working the combine, and my pant leg got caught.
The machine almost pulled me in before the pig grabbed me by the back of
my overalls and pulled me free.โ
โHoly cow! Thatโs incredible! So the pig lost its leg in the combine?โ
โNo, noโฆโ
โWell how DID the pig lose itโs leg?โ
โWellโฆ a special pig like that, you donโt eat all at once.โ
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