First with the news as it happens

“Cow rescued from Eastbourne river. A cow has been rescued from a river in Eastbourne by the fire service.”

Blimey it’s all happening in Eastbourne, wherever it is. On Google News headlines.

Holy cow!
The animal musta been the reincarnation of — um whatever Indian deity.
The world is safe now!


And where was President Trump ? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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