Eric Swalwell and #fartgate

Eric Swalwell was making his usual appearance on MSNBC, the Democratic Party’s Official News Channel, when during a brief pause in his ranting about Ukraine he releases one of the most massive farts ever heard on television. Turn the sound up for this one :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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The timing of his fart is impeccable, as he talks about the Ukrainian president. Perfect.

Also, one of the original commenters on the Tweet noticed the force of the fart lifts him up about half an inch.

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We aren’t allowed to criticize this either, otherwise the left will find us guilty of fart shaming and demand that we publicly atone.

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That fart was the most truth that ever came out of that asshole since he started working in Washington.

Swalwell probably couldn’t contain it. Everything was probably all loosened up down there from Adam Schiff pulling his head out of Swalwell’s ass too quickly before the interview.

Has AOC released a statement on this? How many months did that fart just shave off the planet’s 12 year lifespan?

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OMG, how embarrassing. Is this for real?

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Oh it’s real. Don Jr. was tweeting about it as well. F’n hysterical!

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I guess Eric will need to get a larger buttplug. His current one is clearly not large enough anymore.

Good Lord…:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Breaking News from the Huffington Post!

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Alert! INFRARED FORENSICS - HOT GAS CLOUD

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:rofl::rofl:

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This is one of the funniest things in a while. Couldn’t have happened to a more smug asshole on the air.

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I don’t like Swalwell that much but whether he passed gas or not is NOT IMPORTANT.

No one said it was. What is being said is that it is FUNNY :wink:

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Loss of bowel control is the natural result of engaging in freakish butt sex.