Bidens revised first 100 days in office

Biden’s Plans For His First 100 Days

Following his inauguration, speculation has turned to what President Joe Biden will do with his first 100 days in office. The Onion takes a deep dive into the first 100 days of the Biden administration.

Day 1: Rejoin World Health Organization’s 5k Family Fun Run.

Day 4: Return misprinted T-shirts that say “Build Back Butter.”

Day 9: Repeal Obamacare.

Day 18: Close old gun law loopholes to allow room for growth of new gun law loopholes.

Day 32: Whip the White House softball team back into shape.

Day 41: Pass bipartisan plan to raise minimum wage to $15 an hour by hiding the legislation from Republicans.

Day 55: Mild heart attack.

Day 73: Organize summit to urge sun and clouds to do more to stop climate change.

Day 89: Dig up the time capsule that he and Barack buried.

Day 100: Ensure he has comprehensive excuses for his failures despite the Democratic trifecta.

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Hey loulouboy you’re being a silly ass again and making things up
Hey did you turn your life over to your God like holepatrol says he did
what does your God say about lying to benefit what you’re saying about
some pathetic political party huh

I’M WAITING BET I DON’T GET A ANSWER…HUH

The sorest looser at PB…:man_shrugging:

Have you seen Biden voter regret!? Lol the text messages lol hahah they are the losers

Winter is here! :rofl:

It is and I’ve muted the twins topics as well as responses. Fewer nasty comments on my screen.

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LOL, I though he was in the basement.

I believe he was, thats just a pic of him! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This is pretty hilarious!