Biden Solves Debt Crisis By Writing 'One Trillion' On Dollar Bill With Permanent Marker

October 7th, 2021 -

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After weeks of partisan fighting over spending and the debt ceiling, President Biden has solved everything by simply writing “ONE TRILLION” on a one-dollar bill.

The brilliant solution was proposed by AOC, who is the world’s smartest socialist. “The problem is we don’t have any money that says ‘trillion’ on it,” she said. “If President Biden writes ‘trillion’ on a dollar bill, that makes it official because only the president can do official things like that with his official pens. Then we’ll have enough money to pay for all the human rights and stuff because socialism works!”

In a ceremony at the Federal Reserve yesterday, Biden took his official permanent marker and changed the value of the one-dollar bill. “Now take this to the bank and pay some debts!” he said to an aide. “And here’s a little tip for your trouble.” He then wrote “ONE MILLION” on a used handkerchief in his pocket and gave it to the aide.

Biden is expected to solve all poverty and human suffering around the world next week by writing “INFINITY” on another dollar bill.

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Perhaps Biden was trying to say , very soon it will take 1 TRILLION to buy what 1 dollar once did !!! :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face: :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:


The man is as BRILLIANT as the inventor of the internet Al Gore!!!


You fell for it……:joy::joy::joy::joy:

They really are considering minting a $1 trillion dollar coin at West Point and then flying the coin by helicopter to the NY Fed where they will deposit it.

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Entertainment at the expense of the democrats is always the best.

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And you believed it hailing the dope as the great innovator . I guess you are use to hear stupid shit from the mouths of the liberal demoRATS . YOUR EXCUSED . :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Perhaps they ran out of those money tree seedlings . :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: