83-year-old ‘Tinder Granny’ ready for love after decades of one-night stands


The very last line of this article sums up the irony of this article very well.

“Tinder Granny” has vowed to ditch the hookup app and find her one true love.

After decades of canoodling with boy toys on Tinder, 83-year-old Hattie Wiener of Hell’s Kitchen is ready to settle down with a partner for life. However, she’s not entirely shedding her cougar ways — her prospective paramour still needs to be at least 20 years her junior.

“I really want one man,” says the grandmother of three. Reportedly, she’d always intended to use Tinder as a soul-mate finder, but it only led to a series of one-night stands, according to Barcroft. In a video for the site, she admits that “Tinder provides a steady stream of men,” but it’s high time for her to settle down.

“I didn’t want to get a man on a dating site, but then I kept hearing people get men and lifemates and marriage partners and everything — that it could get serious — so I figured, ‘Let me give it a try.’ ”

Specifically, the randy gran desires a partner who’s “turned on by me, and I’m turned on by him,” Wiener tells Barcroft TV.

As a result, “I would want a man, I would guess that’s 60,” the former movement therapist and dancer says.

Wiener’s new vow marks a massive break from her amorous history. After divorcing in her 50s, the New Yorker developed quite the hankering for young talent. The self-proclaimed cougar spent “35 years” on the market, dating progressively youthful males as she got older — earning her the moniker “Retroage.”

And it wasn’t difficult for the cougar to hunt down young bucks. Wiener says that when she was 53 or 54, she would “walk by a department store and say to a young guy, ‘Man, those shoes are gorgeous,’ and he’d say, ‘You’re gorgeous!’ ”

Granny’s not blowing smoke. Her age-defying sexual conquests have been depicted on multiple raunchy reality shows, including “Extreme Cougar Wives” and “Sister Wives.” A clip from the latter shows seen on a blind date with a 29-year-old guy and, later, picking up a 25-year-old at a Midtown hotel swimming pool. The salacious senior citizen reportedly even hooked up with guys as young as 18.

Wiener’s prolific sex life was accelerated by the dating apps like Tinder — which resulted in her receiving 19 or 20 e-catcalls from supple young suitors per day. Despite the success rate, Wiener says she had originally intended to use the platform to find a soul mate.

“Now, I was not visualizing myself as just a one-night stand, but I ended up that way by default,” says Wiener.

It got to the point where Wiener finally admitted that she couldn’t “just keep saying yes to what I don’t really want. I really want one man.”

Unfortunately, it hasn’t been easy to for the cougar to rehabilitate. The heartsick granny recalls a 60-year-old paramour — her oldest — who was an “excellent match.” However, “he did not want to get that attached and have a relationship with a woman my age,” says Wiener.

She laments that “It’s very rare that a young man will pick a much older woman and live with her.”

Nonetheless, Wiener claims that her Tinder flings did teach her some important life lessons: “I did find that all of them were good experiences, different. What I learned is that men are people instead of potential hard d–ks or orgasm givers or G spot geniuses.”

She is what all roasties everywhere aspire to. She is 80+ and had decades of getting her guts beat it. Now she’s ready to settle down though…

Some lucky beta should feel lucky to bury his dick where hundreds of other dudes have already been.

Marriage to her comes with a free case of Soylent a week.

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I thought of Cloe from, “Fight Club.”

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83 years is a lot of wear & tear on a snatch. You’d have to tie a plank across your ass to keep from falling in; or shim it up with a few pounds of liver.

A disgrace. She should be a quiet woman at the end of her life, devoted to great-grandchildren, not acting like a 22 year old THOT. But of course in our current era she’s someone to be emulated.

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I dont understand something tbh. Who in the hell is seeking her out? I mean I’m sure there are some degenerates out there with fetishes but my God what has become of society?

I blame viagra for so much of this shit tbh. The natural course of life should disable old people from having sex. Viagra has come along and now every 80 year old is popping them and spreading sexual transmitted diseases throughout retirement homes.

Yeah, that’s a good question. Like you say Viagra is more of the anti-nature stuff we have going which disrupts the natural order of life and the generations ( like assisted reproductive technology: women having their first baby at 45, grandmothers giving birth to their gay son’s kid, etc.) In a sane society these things wouldn’t exist or would be rigorously regulated. I was hoping 2016 would bring this, blah blah, blah…

Some people would do awful unspeakable things to this lady and I’m not one of them :grinning: or am I???

Boomers reliving their degenerate days.

No pic and no smash or pass poll in the OP? I am dissappoint.

Ironically, her Tinder dates will be 23-year-old men who, after 13 years of hardcore internet porn abuse, have had their desire metastasized into the weirdest fetishes.

additional beta bucks in addition to her retirement (if she saves at all) to support her “ethical polygamous lifestyle”. At her age, guys dont buy drinks any more.