Yay! A COVID-19 vaccine is now available for children!
Now, you might be wondering why you need to give an experimental vaccine to your kids when they’ve never really been at risk from COVID-19, and that makes you a horrible person. Because when it comes to COVID-19, you’re just supposed to do whatever you’re told and not ask questions. Still, here are ten reasons to get your kids vaccinated.
If 100% of kids are vaccinated, maybe you’ll be allowed to not wear a mask. Maybe. Who knows? Could happen. Or not. Whatever.
All the cool kids are doing it. Or maybe it’s the dorks. I don’t really understand the kid hierarchy anymore. Anyway, the really weird-looking kids are doing it.
The deadline for Pfizer’s fourth-quarter sales goals is coming up. You have Pfizer stock, right?
Fauci said so, and he’d never lie to us. I mean, he constantly lies to us, but for our own good.
Your kids were mouthing off. And injecting them with something is a way better punishment than taking away video games.
It demonstrates that you are a good citizen. “Look at my injected kids,” you will say. “Please increase my social score.”
Someone needs to try it to make sure it’s safe for colobus monkeys. If it’s fine for your kids, maybe it will be okay for monkeys.
It teaches your kids to be compliant. The next time someone offers them drugs, you don’t want them to ask a bunch of questions.
Maybe it will have cool side effects. Like mutating your kid into a shark. Shark kid! That would be awesome.
This is how we end the pandemic. Or at least it’s step 23 out of 347 steps to end the pandemic.
No I glanced over it and thought what? The Fk? Thanks for the clarity and apologies. Just waking up here in Hong Kong with my first cup of Joe and I overreacted.
And have always been there for school enrollment. Trumpers however threaten you with death over this. We’re seeing a fringe right growing out of control….
“And the person to first criticize Christians and Christianity for that matter, is the one that is the most hypocritical thus will see it returned to them ten fold”
Yeah, yet you here telling us about how we should be vaccinated against our will. What happened to “my body my choice”? Funny how that works when it applies to abortions right? Sounds like you take the cake on Hypocrisy! You should at least practice what you preach before making such bold proclamations in trying to establish a higher moral ground with the people you ideologically disagree with!
Everyone is unlike Christ… but explaining that to you is a waste of time, so I won’t bother. Go ahead and retort with some more bullshit… I’m used to it from the likes of you.
