The Wiener Carlos Danger will soon be on the loose

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/anthony-weiner-released-from-prison-as-part-of-federal-re-entry-program/ar-BBTIpLB?ocid=spartanntp

This song could have been dedicated to Mr. Danger

Dude really should have gone the way of Michael Savage, and changed his name.

Especially if he thinks dick pics are a surefire way to win a lady’s heart.

The Carlos Danger Song (to the tune of Secret Agent Man)

There’s a man who leads a life of Danger,
To everyone he tweets he stays no stranger,
With every picture he takes,
Another friend he makes,
Odds are he won’t live to see reelection.

Carlos Danger, yeah,
Carlos Danger, yeah,
You’ve given gals a peek and shown not an ounce of shame.

Beware of pretty faces that you find,
A pretty face may not have a playful mind,
Oh, be careful what you send,
Or who you ask to be your friend,
Or odds are you won’t live to see reelection!

Carlos Danger, yeah,
Carlos Danger, yeah,
You’ve given gals a peek and shown not an ounce of shame.

Swinging it for your Friends to see,
and the finding It on the news the very next day,
Oh, don’t let the wrong jpg slip,
Please get on yourself a grip,
Cause odds are you won’t live to see reelection.

Carlos Danger, yeah,
Carlos Danger, yeah,
You’ve given gals a peek and shown not an ounce of shame.

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